Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

scatterfold

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

Scatterbrain

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.

"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?

by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018