by NES Kess September 15, 2009
Get the kendo scars mug.You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
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by jungle kitty October 30, 2008
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by GeneticWank420 August 31, 2016
Get the Scarystevo mug.The lined indentations on your body that you have when you wake up. They disappear in a short amount of time after waking up. Sleeping scars are absolutely harmless and have no effect on you.
by KidWithSleepingScars October 9, 2010
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Get the Scarysome mug.Saroshah is a person who is down to earth, loving & capable of forgiveness. Just with her eyes she’s capable to either murder you or fall in love with her. She’s someone you just have in your life, a true blessing more than anything else. She’s supportive, loyal & lovable. At the end of the day she’s just a little girl in heart wanting a true pure love. Find a saroshah & don’t ever lose her or it will be your biggest regret
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