Cock-Startled

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled

hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled

by won jitte January 19, 2009

Startled

Super Gay person!

<sunin>Shall i do my nails today or tomorrow ?

by Gaz July 7, 2003

startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009

smartled

Startled feeling you get when you pull in a parking space and find a Smart car or mini car hiding there.

Matt started to pull into the parking space, but got smartled 'cause a Honda Fit was already there!

by LauraGay July 23, 2013

Scartle

When you are startled or scared.

Did I just scartle you?

by Dyced86 March 23, 2022

Shartled

When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself

Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.

by MyWordsAreWeird April 23, 2023