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scampi minge

Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...
Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge
by Ginger creepy Tash July 25, 2023
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turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.
by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008
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Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.
by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011
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scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them
Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples
by steventomassi March 9, 2017
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Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.
I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.
by Cantab99 October 2, 2020
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Scampi

An insult that has the same meaning as “idiot” or “stupid”. Scampi-face is also commonly used, meaning the same thing.
Damien is such a scampi!
by P3rkzXD October 31, 2025
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