Stamford Primary

LOL this school is one of the biggest joke of all, taking on the name of sir stamford raffles but the school is literally filled with gangsters and toxic ass people who will literally make your life a living hell when you’re not rich or pretty. There are some awesome teachers and also some shitass bias, elitist teachers who look down upon students from non-top classes lol damn gross and the new principal cancelled prom. This school ruined my mental health lol but they going to merge or smth idk if the school is still like this but this is what i experienced while I was still a student from that school.

Someone: Which pri sch were you frm?

Me: Stamford Primary School

Someone: Wah that sounds like a good school!

Funny

by gdopoop August 21, 2021

Stamford

Brightest person in the class. Crazy person

Stamford is gay I swear

by Bully Maguire Kirby enjoyer July 10, 2022

North Stamford

The nicer part of Stamford located above the Merritt. There are so many drunk driving accidents on Scofieldtown and Long Ridge that teens aren't allowed to drive past 9:30. Most people living there have run over at least a few deer. Everyone living there claims to have trick-or-treated at Gene Wilder's house. There's nothing to do there, and everything worthwhile is a 10-30 minute drive. By the time kids living there hit TOR and have made friends with people from either the hood or the Cove, they feel pretty embarrassed to be from North Stamford, and don't really like telling their ghetto-er friends.

I'm sleeping over at Paul's house in North Stamford.

Shit, what are you going to do all weekend?

We would go to the mall, but we can't since Paul got put on probation after he squashed that hobo on Chesnut Hill.

That sucks, man.

by Boneesha Boneesha October 26, 2009

Stamford, CT

The worst fucking shit hole in the world.

I live in Stamford,CT

by Geographical Dictionary June 16, 2004

stamford, ct

A half urban, half suburban city in Connecticut. The school systems suck, there's nothing to do, and downtown is a joke. The ghetto kids think they're hardcore and the rich North Stamford kids are uptight kids who wear highwaters. The beaches are infested with dead babies and syringes, and there are no good restaurants. Doesn't compare with Greenwich or New Canaan.

"I'm from Stamford."

"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."

by Anonymous April 19, 2005

Stamford, CT

The "most ghetto" part of CT. It is a half urban, half suburban city where 80% of the people are black or Hispanic. The other 20% of the people are Italian, Polish, or Indian. All the white people are wiggers. The teenagers are the worst part. They act like they are so poor and live in the most dangerous city in the world. Well those people are idiots live in C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-C-U-T. There is no "ghetto" when it comes to CT. Stamford is also a low-crime city, but the dumbass teenagers try to make you think different. Nowadays they attempt to make it dangerous. All the girls are sluts, starting at age 11 when they haven't even began puberty. Now all middle schoolers want to be "badass" so they smoke, drink, and do drugs. They make fun of their neighboring towns, Greenwich, and Darien, for drugs when they do the exact same fucking thing. Now, what they wear. All the girls buy shit from the mall and pretend they can't afford most stuff there. Everyone wears Jordan's and Nike's. Let's just conclude that the teenagers/preteens are shitheads. Now, what is there to do? All the shitheads go to the mall five times a week doing nothing and during the summer they go to the disgusting polluted beach. There is literally shit coming from people in there. Conclusion: Stamford's people fucked up, but the city is not so bad.

Greenwich kid: : Let's go to the Stamford, CT mall and buy some clothes from Abercrombie!

Darien kid: Yeah let's go! We will be the only one's buying things in there though. All the Stamford shitheads can't afford it because they are poor!

Stamford kid: b!tch yuuu $t00p!d @$$ cUnt!!!! i w!ll be@t y0 a$$ wit mah bitchz on mah side. iightt? wh0 yuu tinkk yuu rrrr s@y!N d@t sh!t. yu r!ch a$$ sn0b b!tch i w!ll fuCK yu up!!

by Stamford sucks. August 12, 2011

Stamford

A city full of cocky dudes that work in finance and girls who think they're worth your time. It's overpriced like the rest of CT and should just give up.

Think of the worst possible place to live. See also hell. This is stamford

by anonstamford October 20, 2008