by Jim July 19, 2004
Get the scallies mug.Despicable little fuckers that caused the 2021 graphics cards shortage.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
Derp: You see ted over there?
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021
Get the Scalper mug.A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007
Get the scalpel mug.by Morar June 6, 2018
Get the Scalie mug.Someone who buys things, such as computer graphics card, at the usual prices and then sells them, when they are difficult to get, at 100 times the regular price/MSRP.
Adam: I was trying to get a RTX 3070 for $399, It was out of stock and I looked on Ebay, and guess what? There's scalpers all around selling the 3070's for an INSANE price!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!
by UnknownUsername123! May 31, 2021
Get the Scalper mug.by xxRepoManxx January 16, 2009
Get the Scalpel Slut mug.The lowest form of the british youth culture. The males define themselves through sports outfits and stupid caps (the burberry cap being the most respected one, as it looks most stupid!). The females simply look like whatever the latest Christina Aguillera style might be (slutty basically).
They both appreciate bad music, be it cheap techno, low quality rap or just "whatever is on the radio". They prefer simple movies as they never quite understand the plot of the complicated ones anyway.
Other descriptions include Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs...
They both appreciate bad music, be it cheap techno, low quality rap or just "whatever is on the radio". They prefer simple movies as they never quite understand the plot of the complicated ones anyway.
Other descriptions include Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs...
1. Fuck no! The stupied scallies downstairs are completely stoned again and turned their horrible garage techno to full volume again!
2. You goddamn scallie! Get a job!
2. You goddamn scallie! Get a job!
by DaMulder May 11, 2004
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