by love rocket February 28, 2012
Get the Midnight Scalper mug.Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
Get the Professional scalper mug.Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.
Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.
by Mayor Me April 15, 2022
Get the House scalper mug.A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him
After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.
by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008
Get the head scalper mug.Anyone who is ahead of you in a line for an in-store preorder or restock.
And/or, anyone who lines up earlier than what is deemed 'normal' or 'sensible'.
Anyone who is able to get their hands on a product that someone else might have struggled to acquire.
And/or anyone who takes away inventory for a product that should be going to an entitled group, ie: toys from children.
And/or, anyone who lines up earlier than what is deemed 'normal' or 'sensible'.
Anyone who is able to get their hands on a product that someone else might have struggled to acquire.
And/or anyone who takes away inventory for a product that should be going to an entitled group, ie: toys from children.
I got to Gamestop four hours before opening and there were 25 scalpers ahead of me lined up already!
These scalpers are taking everything I just wanted to get these cards for my unborn 2 mo child!
I was walking into the store and saw a older guy with no kids walking out with the last two boxes, what a scalper!
These scalpers are taking everything I just wanted to get these cards for my unborn 2 mo child!
I was walking into the store and saw a older guy with no kids walking out with the last two boxes, what a scalper!
by Notascalper May 13, 2025
Get the scalper mug."he lo me scalpers (-s) an me evel me gonna stel and resell this for more hehehehe >:)"
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by iminhellplshelpahhh March 5, 2025
Get the Scalpers mug.The reason a lot of ordinary items become so expensive. Such as graphics cards, video games, tickets to sports games, etc. Lowlife assholes who can't get a job so instead resort to buying out stocks of highly wanted items to price gouge for them as they are now the only source of said product.
Fucking scalpers ended up making the RTX 3080 way too expensive for me to afford, so I had to settle on an RTX 3060 Ti instead...
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