A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?
Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)
Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)
Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013
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This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.
Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.
Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012
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by rossmitt May 22, 2016
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That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009
Get the can slurper mug.A circle slurp is similar to a circle jerk. However, in a circle slurp the group of people can be male or female and they give and receive oral sex forming a human chain.
by sa6nd9y April 17, 2010
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