Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

by SkynSea April 27, 2009

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.

Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!

by drocc1 July 24, 2006

salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.

Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.

by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010

Sawbones

A basement bar in Caldwell New Jersey that is run by a guy who is generally so hammered, he actually thinks he owns a real bar.

Are you going to stop by Sawbones on your way home? Ummm I dont't know...that place is depressing and the guy who runs it tells you the same stories over and over again.

by thatguy296 August 27, 2010

Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.

After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.

by Soupfly January 30, 2019

Yammin' In Salmon

When your boy is lookin' icy in a Salmon fit; can also simply be a mindset

Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day

by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020