sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes November 02, 2008

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sausage-wallet

a person who sleeps with other people's boyfriends. A chick who "spreads like peanut butter".

Audrinda Patridge from the hills is a "sausage-wallet" for sleeping with Brody Jenner when he was dating Jayde

by Ms. Chanandler Bong May 08, 2009

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sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free

that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.

by sweet cheeks80632 July 11, 2008

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Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 03, 2004

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