sauerkraut lane

When having explosive diahrea, aim the diahrea at your partners vagina so that it is completely covered. Then, proceed to ejaculate all over the liquid fecies while rubbing it all together.

Person #1: "The food at the shitty college cafeteria gave me the wicked shits"
Person #2: "How wicked? Like explosive?"
Person #1: "Hell yeah, Im gonna go give my girl the Sauerkraut Lane"
Person #2: "Make sure to clean up"

sauerkraut lane by Liquidfart2323 April 26, 2011

Berlin Sauerkraut 

Oral sex performed on a male by a woman immediately after that male has had anal sex with the woman.

"Wendy is such a dirty little slut. She begged me to buttfuck her just so I could give her a Berlin Sauerkraut."

Berlin Sauerkraut by Rex Lex November 28, 2017

Spilled the Sauerkraut 

A phrase for when somebody makes a silly mistake.

*Kanye West drops a pickle jar*

Kim- Oh Kanye, you spilled the sauerkraut!

Spilled the Sauerkraut by peter bingolo October 18, 2021

sauerkraut 

The act of scooping a guy's balls or crotch-slapping a girl. Usually when the act is committed the phrase "sauerkraut" is yelled.

I walked up to Tina yesterday and gave her a sauerkraut. She called me a pervert and kicked me in the balls.

sauerkraut by nycvirgo April 18, 2009

Walkin' like a sauerkraut 

V. The act of walking like a sauerkraut, and or being noticed as a sauerkraut in the act of walking.

Guy: Jen, I don't think I can go out with you anymore..

Jen: Why not!?

Guy: Well, every day in public I see you walkin' like a sauerkraut. It needs to stop, or its over!

Walkin' like a sauerkraut by Keblic July 8, 2007

Sauerkraut Sannich

A rotten vagina.

I had me some sauerkraut sannich last night. My mouth still stinks. Can I borrow a toothbrush? And some antiseptic?

Sauerkraut Sannich by Lt. Aldo Rainnes March 18, 2010

sauerkraut 

some shitty dish

"I like sauerkrauts."
"You like sour krauts?"
"Yeah."
"But why sour Germans?"
"I mean sauerkraut, you dumbass."

sauerkraut by Anonymous October 3, 2003