Walkin' like a sauerkraut

V. The act of walking like a sauerkraut, and or being noticed as a sauerkraut in the act of walking.

Guy: Jen, I don't think I can go out with you anymore..

Jen: Why not!?

Guy: Well, every day in public I see you walkin' like a sauerkraut. It needs to stop, or its over!