Sassertive

A combination of "Sassy" and "Assertive".

"Hellooooo, my blood sugar is low! Give me the damn food" "Damn you're sassertive! It's pretty hot, actually."

by MuzzyIsMe April 8, 2006

Sassette

The overlooked, second female Smurf (yes, there was more than one, fucker.).

Sassette was created by the other Smurflings (Nat, Snappy, and Slouchy) to keep them and Smurfette company. Unlike Smurfette, was much younger and a tomboy. Of course, when you and Smurfette are the only females in an predominantly all-male village, you have to stick together.

Sassette told Brainy to smurf off.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

sassaling

Being harassed by someone with a lot of sass.

Kelly from my office was really sassaling me today.

by Trent Rockwell May 12, 2008

Sassilization

A server that died in Gundam Mod, it had 60k+ members. It died June 19th since cold dled to much porn and borked the server making

Disconnect: Error verifying STEAM UserID Ticket.
Disconnect: Error verifying STEAM UserID Ticket.

A constant error. TopShadow and Contact Zero saw it right there. RIP Sassilization 2 A.D. - 19th June 2010

TopShadow: YO DAWG LETS PLAY SOM SASSILIZATION
Contact Zero: KK HOMEZ
TopShadow: WATTT

Disconnect: Error verifying STEAM UserID Ticket.
Disconnect: Error verifying STEAM UserID Ticke

by TheCoolestPersonEver1337 June 20, 2010

Dirty Samsel

Banging a girl doggy style and twisting on her ears while making motorcycle sounds. If done properly she should walk funny, and have glowing red ears.

Before taking a girl home to meet my mother, I always make sure she is cool with the dirty samsel.

by Spedpoo80 no async July 31, 2003

Sassen

bad coach (n); to coach badly (v); to mess up

Wow, he sure sassened in that game!

by xyz January 23, 2004

Sissel

Informal nickname for a really fun, cool, authentic, funny, and laid back sister and/or closest friend.

Dude, me and my closest sissel were totally talking about that the other day!

by Pippen's number one fan! May 15, 2010