Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants
die.
Person B: You know, my
dad has done well with
bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A:
Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.