Sarcgasm

A brillant quote or commentary, full of sarcasm, that carries to some listener to lough almost to orgasm

Guy 1: yes man, i have only an advice for you soon weeding, like Socrates was said: i recomend to you that married, if you have good wife will be happy, if not, will be philosopher

Guy 2: jaja Oh man, your joke carrie me to sarcgasm

by gerardillo007 August 6, 2018

Sargasm

An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.

Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥

by Jwiggles April 21, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 12, 2020

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Sargasm

When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.

"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."

by Seabasilisk May 11, 2019

Sargasm

When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.

I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.

by Rowdypanda December 1, 2010

Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.

by CrypticGirl May 7, 2011