smutzler

one who is stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol,intentional damaging events involving automobiles,someone who smokes marijuana habitually.

"Yo man ,you got my 1/8th?-Nah bro, I havent seen Smutzler yet"

"What happened to that Audi? The rear fender is crushed in?-I dunno man,looks like a smutzler got to it though"

by Yea Boi July 16, 2008

Shmutzka

The grey/brown film that collects in the drains of industrial dishwasher from the food.

I had to clean the shitty smelling shmutzka out of the dish washer cuz my boss is a kniving whore

by albinofluff December 25, 2011

Shmutzy

The residue left on your glasses after a man cums on a woman's face.

My Dunkin Doughnuts napkin in my center council is ineffective when trying to wipe the shmutzy off my sunglasses.

by Grab the Bull by its horns July 19, 2016

smutzbugging

To sit around and do absolutely nothing. May watch tv and eat large amounts of junk food while in this state of being.

The teachers enjoy smutzbugging while on Christmas break.

by Smutzbugger January 1, 2018

Shmutza

A shmutza is a Hasidic Jewish male prostitute.

Harry was a good shmutza.. he could always make the men’s asses in Tel Aviv quiver with passion.

by Nerdboy1982! October 22, 2019

Shmütz

To engage in the act of smoking a Hoon. The Hoon is typically in a cylindrical format.

So your hanging with your squad after having a nice big dinner/event and the vibe is good, chill, and relaxed,
“Hey man, sick day today!
“Yeah bro great day!”
…
“You wanna go shmütz a Hoon?”
“Hell yeah! Let’s do it”

by AardvarkArnie August 13, 2021

samtzam

The king of the world!!! (King samtzam)
He is the king of the kings
He rules the whole world

Do not ever talk shit about him, your homies will never find you

- yo I saw samtzam

- shut up liar, you don’t deserve to see samtzam

by Szgoat June 8, 2022