seamonster

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.

"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."

by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

sammons

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

by Tran the man May 20, 2006

samosa

Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won't do that again now will we? Needless to say, they're radtastic.

Sometimes when I try to imagine what God looks like all I see is a samosa.

by Kayl April 9, 2008

samonia

Someone with a whole heart, samonia means two moons which means that samonia is a brave heart person that cares more than you can think

Someone is a samonia

by Samonia December 10, 2020

Samona

Beautiful, Courageous, Intelligent, Melaninated Queen, Undefined, God-Fearing ,

Samona Tuck is a beautiful black girl, that succeeds through faith and courage.

by RealBlackGirlMagiiic December 21, 2016

Samone

She is so pretty and she is everyone body goals with a fat butt.She is so cool and everyone wants to be her..

Do you see Samone,she is much a Samone

by Setety123 October 6, 2016

Samoans

Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.

Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!

by BayAreaReppin March 2, 2010