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spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave 

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
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Lonely Sailor 

When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
I've got no plans, I think I'm just going to be a Lonely Sailor tonight.

Sailor Moon 

One day, Usagi Tsukino, a clumsy 2nd-year middle school student (8th grader), stumbles upon a talking cat named Luna. Luna tells her that she is destined to be Sailor Moon, "champion of love and justice," and she must search for the fabled Moon Princess. Usagi finds friends that turn out to be destined senshi as well, and together they fight to save the world from the certain doom brought upon by the Dark Kingdom (Queen Beryl, the generals, Metallia).
Sailor Moon was first shown on Toonami in 1998. There are a total of 200 episodes.

Sailor Jupiter 

The super-powered version of Makoto Kino. She is a very tough and tomboy like figure who likes to cook and serves as the "muscles" of the group. She is also the tallest of the Sailor team. Boys fear as she nears them. Her element is thunder including moves like Supreme Thunder, Sparkling wide pressure, and Oak Evolution. The her friends usually call her Mako-Chan. Her color is green.
Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Star Power, MAKE UP!
Sailor Jupiter by SeraaJupitah August 22, 2009

Sailorific

adj.

A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.

To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.

To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.

To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!
Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)

Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA

Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol

Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$

Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.

Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol

Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific

(silence for about a minute)

Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word
Sailorific by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011

Sailor midget 

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.
Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.
Sailor midget by psully April 22, 2019

Stiffened Sailor 

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea
Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor