Saddle Rash

Redness and irritation that occurs between your legs. Most often happens after walking around in hot, sweaty denim jeans for several hours. Applies to both males and females.

Adriana: How was your trip to Disney World yesterday?

Carlos: It was great except for a bad case of Saddle Rash I developed. It was real harsh towards the end.

by MoonCricket February 7, 2005

saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

by aretegroup July 29, 2015

Mud Saddle

When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.

" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"

by moma lucian March 22, 2005

Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

sadie saxton

The "nasty bitch" on awkward. She's actually freakin hysterical, especially when she makes fun of Jenna. Her punch line is "You're welcome", which she usually says after insulting someone. Also known for flipping almost every single person on the show off. Can't keep a steady boyfriend to save her life, but does have one friend, only because she's incredibly stupid and will do whatever Sadie tells her to.

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true)

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true

Guy: Wow, that Sadie Saxton is a bitch, but I love her at the same time!

by ARTPOPGaGa February 7, 2015

Sadie Sink

She is perfect. What more is there to say? She plays the BEST character in Stranger Things, Max Mayfield. She’s also been Annie in 2014 and she has an amazing voice. Not only that but, she’s great at acting too! Her acting skills are IMMACULATE I say. I mean she’s the one who made me bi.

Sadie Sink is the loml, shes so perfect!

by 🎰🪱 January 6, 2021