Sacktion

When you walk into water deep enough to get your junk wet.

My shorts are wet from the sacktion I got while walking out to the boat.

by hedonist27 July 16, 2016

Saskatoon Shower

When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.

Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.

by electricsexpants August 20, 2019

Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

by Shelltown May 30, 2009

sackaroo

having a skate board fly up and hit u in the family jewls , and falling on the ground crying , very fashonable

DUDE THAT WAS THE WORST SACKAROO I'VE SEEN SINCE PAUL BUNYIN

by WRITTEN IN BLOOD RULES December 7, 2009

Saskatoon

A city close to 250,000 people, located in the centre of Saskatchewan. It's motto is "At least we're not Winnipeg." Some of the weirdest people in Canada live here. Plagued by crime, mental illness, substance abuse, geriatrics and terribly long winters. The city features the worst race relations north of the Mason-Dixon line, with stupid bigoted Whites and bigoted walking stereotype Natives. It has a good University, crappy schools and a pleasant river valley. There's some hope to be had for Saskatoon's future but with considerable brain-drain and the inept mayor Don-Don Atchison things are likely to go awry.

Person 1: "Wanna go on Welfare, get drunk, dress in sweats everyday and chain-smoke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm a total waste of human resource!"
Person 1: "Great, let's move to Saskatoon."

by Hester H.L>Mofet May 8, 2013

skankatronic hoebag

A person that is one level of slutty-ness away from being a prostitute.

"She was all up on me like some crazy skankatronic hoebag."

by Kendall Russell December 11, 2007

Smackaroni

When you get smacked in the face with macaroni

"Bro I just smackaronied your mom"

by NewWords.org December 3, 2019