Swagfags

Swagfags symbolize how a seemingly normal human being can follow a trend of meaningless douchebaggery (mostly through peer pressure) in order for them to feel included and give meaning to their lack of achievement.
They are willing so sacrifice their future and their friends just so they can feel included now.

Swagfags are mostly commonly insecure young people (aged 8-17).
Due to the the fact they haven't achieved anything so far in their life and don't have many friends, they give up on trying to achieve something positive and learning proper social skills.
As a result they join the Swag band wagon with certainty that it will somehow make them successful and get them good friends.

And thus the more Swagfags there are, the more easy it is for other kids to become one.

Person1: "Wow whats with all the people wearing snapbacks, the same pair of jeans and not giving a crap about their school marks these days?"

Person2: "They think they have SWAG, normal people generally define them as Swagfags. They think having SWAG will get them a future through doing nothing but the style of how they do things"

Person1: "But they don't do anything, well at least nothing helpful?"

Person2: "Exactly"

Swagfag: "ur juz jellos cauz u dun hav SWAG"

Person1 & Person2: Faceplam*

by Piezor November 19, 2012

Swag Fag

A Person who bases their confidence on material items.

Swag Fag walks in wearing Bright purple jeans and Matching Hat. High top shoes colored as fugly as possible and chains everywhere. Tail may be included.

by FinalCut July 5, 2013

Swagbag Steve

One with such absence of game that they must manipulate vulnerable individuals in order to "pick them up"; mistakenly thinks of their success "swag".

Swagbag Steve is the version of Prince Charming that tries more than just kissing "sleeping beauty".

by David Renter July 11, 2014

swag fag

A person who thinks they are so much cooler than they really are, and says 'swag' way too much.

Me: You see that table over there? All the swag fags sit there every day.

Friend: Yeah, I know.

Swag Fag 1: Cmon guys, lets get outta here! My mom told be to come home after school, but YOLO!

Swag Fag 2: SWAG!

by kylster April 30, 2013

Swag Fag

One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.

"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."

"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...

"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."

by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011

Swatfager

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.

I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.

by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012

Swaglag

It's the opposite of swag. It means he's got no steeze or style.

He's got a serious swaglag!

by KHDT October 7, 2010