stump

to suck some ones penis...

jenilee always has a sore throat cuz she stays suckin stump

stump by alex rivera July 21, 2006

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stump

(v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.

Harry and I are gonna go stump on Friday. Wanna come?

stump by Doobie Dave May 31, 2005

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Stump

A person who is non-participatory during the act of sexual intercourse. Similar to a deadfish however more sexually unenjoyable based on lack of experience, skill, or natural fucking ability. Generally a woman. Often of high status or attractiveness (but also commonly having the IQ of a vegetable) that many men wouldn't bother telling to get her act together in the sack.

friend: so..?

victim: I don't want to talk about it.

friend: oh come on bitch wtf happened?

victim: She was a stump and I fucked her like one. (I may as well have gone out and fucked one in the woods)

friend: aww shit. sucks that some girls don't realize they can be HORRIBLE in bed regardless of their genetics right? Did you give her a hint?

victim: nah man she probably wouldn't react well to critizism. she's so far up there on her self appointed high horse. i just fucked her like a ragdoll while trying to inflict as much pain as possible. choked her out.

friend: that a kid

Stump by TheSwift August 19, 2009

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stump

Someone who is a younger sibling, or someone that is shorter than you. They are usually stupid, annoying and sadistic. They are not very tough either. In other words, they are people that you beat up everyday and laugh at.

Bob is sutch a fucking stump. Lets go fuck up that fucker.

stump by Dirty Sanchez July 22, 2004