stamford

A very beautiful city located 40 minutes outside of new york. If you have ever been to stamford you most likely went to the stamford mall where you can find a widespread variety of people....guidos, albanians, emos, gangbangers, and illegals. Stamford consists of many different areas which are all worthless. There are many activities in stamford you can do for fun such as go to a "banger" where you can trash some random kids house and loot his/her mom's jewlery. Another thing to do for fun is to fight. You will fight at all times over anything such as a dirty look, someone checks out your "bitch", or even because someone says hello to you the wrong way. The final thing there is to do in stamford is to chill in "the square". In "the square" you will find the most worthless people partaking in activities such as shooting up heroine, smoking blunts, stabbing people, or smoking cigarets. The style in stamford consists of ed hardy, abercrombie, true religion jeans, air force ones, southpole, ecko, or just any clothes you can find at the stamford mall. Also most of the kids have blowouts and with hair gel and spiked up hair. As you can see Stamford is the prime place to live for any guido fuck, albanian shit, gangbanger, or straight up misfit.

Stamford is the best around!

by Casey Toth October 16, 2008

Steamfunk

1. Noun. A tendency to break the confines that genre-nazis attempt to paint you into by bustin' out in extreme fabulousness and style.

2. Noun. One filled with so much epic that they cannot be contained by one genre, and must straddle the line between steampunk and "The Funk".
3. Verb. (Steamfunking) Resisting the evils of the brownfairy and rumble-taint. Responding in kind with an Assmckraken.

The Crew of the A.S.S. Titilus and A Count Named Slick-Brass are SO steamfunk! The Wandering Legion needs to join in! Scrumptious! - Baron Von Lahey

by Professor Marvel of the Legion November 28, 2010

Stamford Primary

LOL this school is one of the biggest joke of all, taking on the name of sir stamford raffles but the school is literally filled with gangsters and toxic ass people who will literally make your life a living hell when you’re not rich or pretty. There are some awesome teachers and also some shitass bias, elitist teachers who look down upon students from non-top classes lol damn gross and the new principal cancelled prom. This school ruined my mental health lol but they going to merge or smth idk if the school is still like this but this is what i experienced while I was still a student from that school.

Someone: Which pri sch were you frm?

Me: Stamford Primary School

Someone: Wah that sounds like a good school!

Funny

by gdopoop August 21, 2021

steamfreak

ohmy godddd he suckssss i HATE HIM I HATE STEAMFREAK; a person everybody hates 😇

steamfreak sucks

by cool guy 2 June 11, 2022

Stamford

Brightest person in the class. Crazy person

Stamford is gay I swear

by Bully Maguire Kirby enjoyer July 10, 2022

North Stamford

The nicer part of Stamford located above the Merritt. There are so many drunk driving accidents on Scofieldtown and Long Ridge that teens aren't allowed to drive past 9:30. Most people living there have run over at least a few deer. Everyone living there claims to have trick-or-treated at Gene Wilder's house. There's nothing to do there, and everything worthwhile is a 10-30 minute drive. By the time kids living there hit TOR and have made friends with people from either the hood or the Cove, they feel pretty embarrassed to be from North Stamford, and don't really like telling their ghetto-er friends.

I'm sleeping over at Paul's house in North Stamford.

Shit, what are you going to do all weekend?

We would go to the mall, but we can't since Paul got put on probation after he squashed that hobo on Chesnut Hill.

That sucks, man.

by Boneesha Boneesha October 26, 2009

Stamford, CT

The worst fucking shit hole in the world.

I live in Stamford,CT

by Geographical Dictionary June 16, 2004