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Boner or errection, only in male humans (Occasionally animals)
Look, I have a stiffy
Stiffy by Car fucker March 28, 2019
A name given to a 1.44MB data disc to differentiate it from a 360MB "Floppy" data disc.

Not used outside South Africa to my knowledge.
To a secretary: Can you give me a stiffy?
stiffy by Derek Blount April 15, 2008
man i was talking to my mom earlier and all of a sudden i got this giant stiffy.
stiffy by a jiz monster April 17, 2009
Slang for an extended magazine for a gun. Extended magazines can hold more rounds, or bullets, than a standard magazine.
That guy’s handgun has a stiffy... We’re screwed.
Stiffy by CR1PT1S1SE March 7, 2018
what i get when i see sam nowell
stiffy by boner duede September 7, 2003
A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.
He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.
Stiffy by Ooossshh April 21, 2018