AP Stats

1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.

1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.

by T. Rohlin May 31, 2011

stetson rosario

Awesomely amazing guy who's pretty cool to talk to.

Girl 1: Who's he?
Girl2: He must be Stetson Rosario

by Cielo1016 February 4, 2015

Stetsyn

A rare name derived from a character in a book and a cologne brand.
Few people have this name, and those who do are very special people or their parents were on something.

"Woah, that kids name is Stetsyn?"

"Yeah, and his little brother is named after a bird."

"Their mom must have been smoking something.."

by love_you :B July 26, 2009

Dirty Stetson

To rub your fingers in your sweaty arm pit, ten rub it across someones upper lip un-expectedly. So they will smell it the rest of the day.

Ha Ha! I just ran by and gave Courtney a Dirty Stetson, I bet she'll be enjoyin' that all day.

by John The Man January 9, 2009

stetson

Cool, sweet or even awesome

yo hommie that hat is stetson

by Sir Winston ChurchHill August 21, 2006

Stetson

The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.

Woman: EWW what's that smell!!!?
Stetson Wearer: That's the smell of desire, baby.

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007