You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.
Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
by ewry January 5, 2010
Get the STDs mug.A top 10 party-school full of drunken "bros", people doing copious amounts of drugs, and parties on a nightly basis. Although academically weak, SDSU is known for having an attractive student body that will put out in exchange for alcohol and drugs. Because of this, the student body has a high rate of STDs and is one of the few colleges in the nation in which syphilis has made a comeback as a popular "designer" STD.
Although a very low percentage of graduates turn out to be successful, it is also known as a great school for those who wish to persue a career in bagging groceries.
Although a very low percentage of graduates turn out to be successful, it is also known as a great school for those who wish to persue a career in bagging groceries.
Shit! I knew I shouldn't have hooked up with that chick who looked like a hooker at SDSU in exchange for my case of beer! Why does my penis look like a raw hamburger?
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Your daughter is going to SDSU? Better buy her some kneepads, I hear the price of coke is skyrocketing!
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Your daughter is going to SDSU? Better buy her some kneepads, I hear the price of coke is skyrocketing!
by thegloveusd June 29, 2008
Get the SDSU mug.SDSU has a beautiful campus and the most beautiful girls in the world. You will be attending class with playmates. Most of the time SDSU students have to defend their school to rich pricks at USD and anit-social nerds at UCSD. At SDSU you can have a good time and get a good education.
SDSU is very diverse, especially compared UCSD where you have to be Asian in order to get in. SDSU is known for having a great business school, nursing program, and education program. SDSU students are the most academically prepared in the history of the school with SDSU receiveing over 57,000 applications annually.
SDSU has some of the top ranking academic programs in the nation.
-SDSU ranked No. 30 in the nation for graduates with the least average debt in August 2006 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU's undergraduate international business program was ranked No. 10 in the nation in August 2006 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU's rehabilitation counseling program was ranked No. 12 in the nation in April 2003 by U.S. News & World Report. -SDSU was ranked among the top 25 regional universities for entrepreneurs in the U.S. in Entrepreneur Magazine's Top 100 Colleges and Universities for Entrepreneurs list for 2005. -SDSU was ranked nationally No. 22 in speech & language pathology among best graduate programs in April 2004 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU was ranked No. 22 in entrepreneurship among best graduate programs in April 2006 by U.S. News & World Report. -SDSU's School of Teacher Education was awarded the Christa McAuliffe Award for leadership and innovation by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities (AASCU) in September 2003.
-The SDSU College of Business' Entrepreneurial Management Center is a Nasdaq Center of Excellence, which places it among the top eight such programs in the nation.
-SDSU's audiology program ranked No. 36 in the nation on the U.S. News & World Report's 2004 rankings of best graduate schools for audiology.
-SDSU's College of Education ranked No. 57 in the nation in the U.S. News & World Report's 2006 rankings of best graduate schools.
AND people who go to SDSU stil know how to have fun.
SDSU is very diverse, especially compared UCSD where you have to be Asian in order to get in. SDSU is known for having a great business school, nursing program, and education program. SDSU students are the most academically prepared in the history of the school with SDSU receiveing over 57,000 applications annually.
SDSU has some of the top ranking academic programs in the nation.
-SDSU ranked No. 30 in the nation for graduates with the least average debt in August 2006 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU's undergraduate international business program was ranked No. 10 in the nation in August 2006 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU's rehabilitation counseling program was ranked No. 12 in the nation in April 2003 by U.S. News & World Report. -SDSU was ranked among the top 25 regional universities for entrepreneurs in the U.S. in Entrepreneur Magazine's Top 100 Colleges and Universities for Entrepreneurs list for 2005. -SDSU was ranked nationally No. 22 in speech & language pathology among best graduate programs in April 2004 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU was ranked No. 22 in entrepreneurship among best graduate programs in April 2006 by U.S. News & World Report. -SDSU's School of Teacher Education was awarded the Christa McAuliffe Award for leadership and innovation by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities (AASCU) in September 2003.
-The SDSU College of Business' Entrepreneurial Management Center is a Nasdaq Center of Excellence, which places it among the top eight such programs in the nation.
-SDSU's audiology program ranked No. 36 in the nation on the U.S. News & World Report's 2004 rankings of best graduate schools for audiology.
-SDSU's College of Education ranked No. 57 in the nation in the U.S. News & World Report's 2006 rankings of best graduate schools.
AND people who go to SDSU stil know how to have fun.
by Monty Montezuma December 11, 2008
Get the SDSU mug.STDs is an incredibly funny and entertaining game that can be played by 6 or more people. It can be described as a combination of the games Telephone and Pictionary. The name of the game has often been seen as an acronym of the phrase "sentences to drawings" but no official reason has been given for the name.
The Set Up: Each person needs a stack of paper. They needs as many pieces of paper as there are players in the group and a writing utensil. Note card sized pieces of paper are ideal. A 6 player game will require 6 pieces of paper per player, 36 pieces for the whole group.
The Game play:
1. Everyone WRITES a simple sentence on their first piece of paper, usually a description of a situation.
2. Each player passes their entire stack of paper to the person on their left. That person reads the sentence, and on the next sheet of paper, DRAWS an illustration of the sentence.
3. Each player again passes the stack of paper to their left. This person looks ONLY at the picture, not at any of the other sheets of paper in the stack. They, in turn, WRITE a description on the next sheet of paper of what they think the picture is.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until each player receives his/her stack of paper. This way everyone has contributed to everyone's stack of paper.
5. Each player takes turns going through their stack of paper reading each sentence and showing the following picture to the group.
Sentences starting out simple will undoubtedly turn into hilarious and often obtusely sexual pictures. Great to play at parties while either sober or under the influence.
The Set Up: Each person needs a stack of paper. They needs as many pieces of paper as there are players in the group and a writing utensil. Note card sized pieces of paper are ideal. A 6 player game will require 6 pieces of paper per player, 36 pieces for the whole group.
The Game play:
1. Everyone WRITES a simple sentence on their first piece of paper, usually a description of a situation.
2. Each player passes their entire stack of paper to the person on their left. That person reads the sentence, and on the next sheet of paper, DRAWS an illustration of the sentence.
3. Each player again passes the stack of paper to their left. This person looks ONLY at the picture, not at any of the other sheets of paper in the stack. They, in turn, WRITE a description on the next sheet of paper of what they think the picture is.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until each player receives his/her stack of paper. This way everyone has contributed to everyone's stack of paper.
5. Each player takes turns going through their stack of paper reading each sentence and showing the following picture to the group.
Sentences starting out simple will undoubtedly turn into hilarious and often obtusely sexual pictures. Great to play at parties while either sober or under the influence.
-Hey, a bunch of friends are coming over tonight. You want to play STDs?
-Schyeah! I love playing STDs!
-Schyeah! I love playing STDs!
by MattyCheese May 10, 2007
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Girl: Ugh, seriously? I'm trying to study!
Boy: But I....
Girl: SDSU, I don't care!
Girl: Ugh, seriously? I'm trying to study!
Boy: But I....
Girl: SDSU, I don't care!
by SXIX0000 December 25, 2013
Get the SDSU mug.A School known for its parties and attractive student body. Though academically weak, its makes up for it by providing parties, whores, and an excessive amount of drugs. Due to a major drug bust, prices of coke and heroine went up in nearby schools.
Tries to compete with UCSD nearby but loses in every category except girls and sports. Projected careers include bagging groceries, flipping burgers, and pumping gas.
Tries to compete with UCSD nearby but loses in every category except girls and sports. Projected careers include bagging groceries, flipping burgers, and pumping gas.
SDSU Student: Wow college was awesome, i nailed several chicks, two dudes, got AIDS, needed a new liver from drinking, ODed twice, and almost got halfway to a diploma in five years. Now that I am 35, i think im going to pursue a career assistant cars salesman. I am SO glad i didnt got to UCSD, but obviously I am too dumb to even get accepted.
by Triton>Aztec August 25, 2008
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God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.
Use a condom!
God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.
Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her
Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.
James: .. true.
Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.
James: .. true.
by Hate Me To Be Me =] March 6, 2010
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