1. To absolutely refuse to go to the ground and
work your submission game, opting instead to "Wang" it out on your feet even if this results in getting your ass kicked.
2. The art of C Level kick boxing.
3. To please
the MAN! (The Dana)
4. To spend countless years getting your black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu only to Wang it out on your feet.
5. A True muthafuking WARRIOR!
Fighter: I am a WARRIOR, i shall WANG this
one out for my fans!
Fighters Corner: TAKE HIM DOWN, TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!!
Wang Artist: wat? me no understand
Corner: YOU MOTHERFUCKER TAKE HIM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
Wang Artist: I AM A WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corner: YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!
Wang Artist:
YO DANA THIS ONES FOR YOU MY MAN!!!!! KIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Damn that
dude is one tough son of a bitch,
yeah he got his ass kicked and is now in a coma but he is a
true muthafuking warrior, Stand and Wang FTMFW!*