Ultimate spew

The ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.

by The Negro Ninja July 3, 2006

specsaver

a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.

2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.

by Nesty. January 4, 2012

slewsie

An idiot, dolt, someone who talks incessantly about things they are completely wrong about.

Wow, that Rachel Maddow is a real slewsie.

or

Wow, that Rush Limbaugh is a real slewsie.

by LeJumbo January 8, 2013

Poo-spew

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.

My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere

by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016

Baby Spew

(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex

Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.

by BBWlovesflounder November 13, 2011

Spenser

The most genuine, sweet, caring, funny and easy-going guy that one will ever meet. Spenser can make friends with strangers and have them rolling on the ground in laughter. A man who is sensitive to one's feelings but a real badass manly man otherwise. Someone who is well endowed and knows how to put it down. Also, the sexiest one women man in the world. People always want to be around Spenser whether it's be for his humor, laid back attitude, sex appeal, or just a good time.

Friend 1: What should we do tonight?

Friend 2: Let's see what Spenser is doing.

Friend 1: GREAT IDEA!!!!

by his1andonly February 3, 2010

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008