Somalian Boat Party

Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.

"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.

by WiggerG October 24, 2013

Sofa Spud

Basically means the same as Couch potato, which means they just sit around on the couch while watching TV and usually eating.

Bill sat around all day watching TV and eating crisps so that makes him a sofa spud.

by Shadow77110 February 1, 2007

Sofa Kingdom

"So fucking dumb."

Did you hear about the new furniture store downtown? It's Sofa Kingdom!

by n00btard August 12, 2003

sofa of shame

The couch in the back that all the girls on the Maury show run to and start crying on when they find out that the guy they were 110% sure was the father of their baby in fact isn't. This is followed either by the guy doing a victory dance for the crowd or going to the fat hoe and comforting her crying, assuring her that he will help her find all 20 guys she had slept with prior to conceiving the child and get them to do a DNA test.

Maury: In the case of 6 month old Dequavis, Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*

by go f0ck yourself September 15, 2019

sofa king cool

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.

"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.

by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007

ripped sofa

A womans vagina when her legs are spread

I hope you have washed your ripped sofa darling, I wish to drink from the furry cup this evening

by I.Lowndes January 14, 2007

I sofa king we todd did

An internet-spread prank that became widely used as a way for assholes to prank the unsuspecting victims who attempt to pronounce it. It is supposed to mean "I so fucking retarded," but many people do not realize this until the damage is done.

(At a local bar in front of many people)

Bro 1: Jimmmmay! Check this out!
(Scrabbles the words "I sofa king we tood did on a napkin)
Bro 2: Alright!
Bro 1: Say those words as loud as you can.
Bro 2: "I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!"
Hot Chick: Why do I even come here..

by joey beee August 5, 2008