Soamp

A species of mud, that acts like quick sand and it is found in Iceland and many deserts. It can range from 93-107 degrees F.

"Mom help I'm in the soamp" shouted the little boy."Too bad you were a bad son to me."

by octopusman413 August 5, 2009

soam

An amazing friend who will do anything for you. All the girls like him because he is a sexy beast who cannot be taken down. He has muscles bigger than hulk, an IQ of 389.48, calves bigger than Einstein's brain, and can sweet talk anyone. He is the ideal male body

Yo, Joseph trying to act like a Soam, but he ain't. He ain't cool enough

by joeybob380501 May 14, 2017

spamgasm

When someone, usually with a low IQ, produces lots of spam, usually on a message board.

"lolololol rofl u suck lmao i luv final fantasy"
"Geez, that's one hell of a spamgasm."

by Paul/Charlotte July 6, 2005

somg

it's a song that isn't sung very seriously and just for fun and often sung very badly or in a funny voice

that was such a funny somg! you sounded exactly like a fish

by Anna Pham January 16, 2006

shamgasm

a fake orgasm

Man, that chick totally had a shamgasm. I could hear the acting through the walls.

by Monica Master of Shamgasm March 24, 2013

Shamge

(Verb) The act of getting changed (dressed), in shame.

Shamge/shamging/shamged

Ben had to shamge quickly when the girl chucked him out of bed and told him he had to go home.

by Riley101 November 11, 2013

Shamgan

Is a definition used when a Vegetarian is posing as a Vegan. These type of foul people pose as strictly free from Animal products in their own lives, but this is not the case. Behind closed doors they devour a hearty Omelette with their better halves and pour milk in to their Snake Skin goblet like their Vegan oppressors aren't watching....

A lady from Shoreditch was in the Local East End Pub looking for possible Vegan options on the Menu. In the end she was unsuccessful with her quest for Vegan food, but this did not need to be the case, as she is really a covert Vegetarian. I knew this girl was a Shamgan all along.

by Hipster roland 909 July 10, 2018