dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010

shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

snarky

A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.

"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook

by Wayne Dizzle September 25, 2006

snart

when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which

Patti just snarted!

by kas January 13, 2003

Scarty

When you are so scared you shit your pants

Dude, I almost lost my hand today!

Holy crap that's Scarty

by Abandoned Nutsack July 7, 2010