smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy

by DICKSTRATEN July 5, 2008

Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.

My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!

by cleiger April 21, 2015

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022

Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth

“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies”

by anamendes July 4, 2018

smoothie

When you are hooking up with a girl (or boy) and she is rapidly twirling her tounge in your mouth.

Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.

by masterah October 7, 2009

Smoothies

A Bay Area expression for being on reasonably good terms with another individual or group.

"We was beefin', but we quashed that beef and now we's on smoothies."

by mizensla July 11, 2009

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 2, 2005