Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.

-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"

by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013

Smoosher

A nickname for the 2 best people in the world

I love my smoosher

by Steady10101 May 10, 2018

Smoshed

A portmanteau of smashed and moshed. A person or object that gets violently demolished during a collision. Often like a person in a mosh pit.

Mongo smoshed the quarterback.

by Efinger13 October 16, 2018

Sooshed

Sooshed is used whenever a person defeats someone in an argument, be it verbal or text.

Adam and John are arguing about a topic, and Adam wins as his side was correct. So he says to John, "Get Sooshed boii!"

by CinnamonRoll7 May 20, 2021

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing

I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.

by Urban for life June 27, 2018