wayne sweatski

Someone taking beer league hockey too serious

“Fucking Wayne sweatski out there didn’t know the scout were here tonight”

by chHAad February 20, 2021

White Collar Sweatshop

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.

Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

soup sweats

The sweaty forehead you get after drinking two boiling cups of ramen.

"Dude are you ok? Why are you so sweaty". "I'm fine, I just have the soup sweats."

by Macdaddyalex December 14, 2015

heated seats

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

by seat heater May 7, 2011

sweatshirt

a piece of clothing that you could put over your body to keep you warm just like jacob satourisis’s music video. jacob said that you could wear his sweatshirt.

jacob: you can wear my sweatshirt
girl 1: yessss!!!!!
girl 2: ugh no i don’t want that

by Victorious Legend June 19, 2019

cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

by ryesmom June 3, 2013

Whiskey Sweats

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.

by DRUNK Sloth November 21, 2015