Smatchee

a.) adjective - used to describe a musical piece that is so amazing it rapes your ears.

b.) noun - a person who is so smagical and makes really good smagic that they can no longer be human and so they transform into Smatchee the Smagic Buffalo.

a.) That Smatchee beat was cheesting my speakers the other day!

b.) Smatch-EEEE

by Grumpler March 6, 2010

Smotch

A smacking, sloppy, messy, noise people make when they are chewing gum or food.

Don't smotch your food!

Stop smotching your gum!

by AntisocialRecluse September 1, 2009

Smotch

When two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. Often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. Toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.

Saad: Hey Sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?

Sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?

Saad: I was thinking Dead Poets Society

Sima: Sounds good, I'm just doing an abs work out. Is 9 o'clock a good time to start?

by Mr Brightside August 18, 2014

smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

smitchy

Something that is small and squishy
*cute*

That baby is so smitchy

by mimeseisverytiny March 18, 2020

SMBT

SMBT - Suck my big toe

You're such a nob SMBT

by Hornicus August 13, 2010

Smetch

1. A personal sketch made for fun and may not be very good.

2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.

1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.

2. I busted open a case of GPK and all I got was a crappy smetch.
3. I am gonna try to draw a smetch for my buddy.

by dodgerbaby February 9, 2014