Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Slompa

1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho

"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"

by t-14 January 15, 2009

slomming

sticking leeches on myself.

Yo wanna go slomming tonight?

by Mr. LRG December 11, 2006

Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013

Slombat

A male person who tries desperately hard to pick up women but never succeeds. A slombat is seen constantly talking to women, flirting with women and attempting to seduce women but is always left empty handed.

Did you see how hard that guy was trying to pick up ash- what a slombat

The slombat is on the prowl, but he failed again

by Small c June 10, 2011

Slommy

phattest meat in the deli

"oi that bitches puss smells like slommy"

by orangemuice December 18, 2019

Slominski

A not so hasty nasty blasty in the back sack.

"Dude, I totally Slominskied her last night!"

by L-Dawg88 April 4, 2010