ORAGAMI SLIMEBALL

Giving a facial while doing oragamie

Hey Tom do you like my paper swan? SLAT! Ew my new shirt. you just gave me an oragami slimeball

by OMG ITS BILLY October 27, 2006

spineless slimeball

Ted Cruz... Texas Senator that had his wife and father insulted by Donald Trump and then bootlicked the guy who insulted both his father and wife. When his state was without power during a blizzard instead of helping his constituents he took a vacation to Cancun, Mexico.

Ted Cruz is the physical embodiment of a Spineless Slimeball.

by Charlie T. May 5, 2022

Eclipse Slimeball

When you cover someone's eyes with your balls and Slimeball Creampie their mouth.

I pulled the ol' Eclipse Slimeball on my girl and she left me. I'm so confused!"

by The Original Slimeball February 1, 2023

Slipballs

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.

Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

by the guy with slipballs June 18, 2011

Slickball

When you pee on the side of the toilet bowl so that it makes less noise

John: Dude, I have to go to the toilet, but I'm scared I'll wake everyone up
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine

by some random open demo main June 14, 2017

slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

by juice45 August 13, 2009

Spikeball bros

A group of athletic guys ( usually lacrosse players ) that lack basic social skills and refuse to participate in social events electing to stay at home with their bros and circle jerk it around a spikeball net. On rare occasions the bros will meet with a priest who pummels their asses until he releases his Holy Spirit all over their khakis

Bro: hey dude are you going to the football game tonight?
Spikeball bros: nah I have to go to mass with my mom and then hang out with two guys and watch some Netflix

by Club122 November 2, 2016