slarnted

To surprisingly lick ones eye.
The touching of the tongue to the eyeball.

D was gettin outta hand, so B slarnted her hard..
She didn't know what to say for six months..

by Scotty boy<3 April 23, 2006

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020

Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010

slangered

To have one's idiomatic invention appropriated or stolen without acknowledgement. Viz., when someone takes inspiration from your urbandictionary contribution to come up with their own and they end up being word of the day.

Compare emotional spam and body spam

That word skank partee slangered me big time.

by Tomohiro Idokoro April 21, 2005

slammered

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006