Snowball Slalom

When a man ejaculates down a girl's crack, only to have himself or another individual lick it off and spit it back down another person's crack, only to have it licked off again, thus being "snowballed". Repeat as necessary or often as desired. A variation of the popular snowball.

Sarah came over to visit, but Megan was here. Somehow we ended up drunk and I ended up engaging in the sport of the Snowball Slalom. Megan didn't rinse her mouth afterwards...

by Ipoundcheeks October 23, 2008

slale

The experience during the progress of a sale in which a person standing in line realizes that the person in front of them must purchase everything in the store except the one item that is actually currently in their cart, however they think that they've forgotten it, so they must go and retrieve it, but inevitably is on the other end of the store.

John stood in line at the supermarket waiting for the grocer to retrieve the head of cabbage for the woman in front of him during one of the longest slales of his life.

by Pianoguy05 October 22, 2007

stupid-slalom

A driving method passing through or around multiple vehilces driven by people that are stupid.

I was nearly killed twice during my stupid-slalom to work today.

by flossie T March 30, 2011

slalyew

A word describing things which are perfect, or near-perfect.
Can also be seen in different forms, such as "slayew" or "selyew".

Yeah, Jesus is pretty slalyew.

Most humans are far from slalyew, yet constantly pursue total slalyewness.

by Thom S. December 9, 2008

slalum skiing

when a person has a penis in both hands and vigorously shakes them up and down

that girl loves going slalum skiing, because she likes the attention

by donjuandelanuche July 21, 2011

Slalked

activity when an individual or a group of individuals are being stalked by a stranger that claims to love them.

Person 1: See that chick? i'm slalked her for a while
Person 2: Does she know you?
Person 1: No, but i followed her home the other day...
Person 2: Nice.

by YouJustGotSlalked November 27, 2011

slalk

move at a regular and fairly slow pace by sliding forward each foot in turn, never having any part of both feet off the ground at once. Slalk is a portmanteau of slide and walk.

Look at those hep kiddos slalking through the club. Walking is so 2017.

by mrbitstream June 1, 2018