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skateboard 

A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts
Tony Hawk is a skateboard legend.
skateboard by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

skateboard 

n. A four-wheeled board used for personal transportation, and as an instrument for denting railings, grinding stairways, chipping benches, and committing other acts of vandalism against public property.
"You get that skateboard off of my property, you filthy little pot-smoking delinquent! Or I'll call your mama up so she can give you a spanking!"
skateboard by Carl Willis October 12, 2004

skateboard 

The only other sport that comes close to skateboarding is Paintball
Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skateboard by .... September 25, 2003

Skateboard 

An english term used to describe the wankers who spell skate - sk8 and walk round holding small shelves with wheels that never appear to 'board' the damn things. Usually seen waiting at bus stops.Bored is the uk english spelling but these yanks pell it board.
Hence skate bored
Skateboard = TWAT
Skateboard by H December 26, 2003

skateboard 

a deadly strain of the ebola virus which targets members of the ape family at christmas dinners and other social gatherings where someones dignity is at stake.
we were forced to kill the lot of them, when they drank a bad batch of banana daquiris and caught a dose of skateboard"
skateboard by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003

skateboard 

Stupid thing people use when they hate life. Also consist of lame ass clothing.
I hate life I'm gonna go skateboard
skateboard by UNCTarHeel612 January 31, 2005