Rule of Sixes

The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.

1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs

Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"

Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"

Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"

Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"

Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"

***Normal guy walks up to them***

Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"

Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"

by Lit Romney June 9, 2020

MY SIDES

An exclamation of the pain one's sides are experiencing as a result of laughing so hard.

"Justin Bieber is the best singer ever"
"HAHAHAHA MY SIDES"

by Swag McSwaggerson October 23, 2012

Sideshow Don

A famous Ex President, who needs constant attention and provides strange entertainment value for the people. Possibly related to Sideshow Bob.

It might be fake news but I hear Sideshow Don will be announcing his reelection candidacy in the near future.

by NJLIB November 11, 2022

siesta

compulsory time for sleeping between 15:00-17:30 (after lunch)on a couch not in the bed. In Spain, and especially Southern Spain, siestas can be endeless sometimes.
Shops close and the world stops during these hours, everyone is having la siesta.

In the Roman Empire, people also had siesta, slept for a couple of hours to go on idling more energically the rest of the day. The word siesta comes from the Latin word sexta (Spanish sexta) which means "the sixth hour" (Roman Time).

The habit of having siesta is due to the abundant quantity of food ingested at Spanish meals together with the hot weather. It is attested that biologically, because of the great amount of food eaten, the blood pressure decreases giving sleepiness as a result. Besides, the Tropics between these hours is when the sun heats most and even animals go back home seeking for a place to rest.

1. dude, Spain's empty! where's the people?
2. hey it's 16h, people are sleeping...siesta

by Frankie Gensfera January 27, 2009

sideshow bob

An evil genius who has tried to kill; Bart Simpson; Selma Bouviere; Krusty the Klown (x2) and probably others. He has also attempted to blow up Springfield, but mended his ways twice, thrwarting his brothers plans to flood Springfield and helping homer find the man who was trying to kill him (Frank Grimes' son).

Sideshow Bob bears a grudge against the world.

by Mortenson January 30, 2004

for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.

{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013

say sike right now

that meme with the blue piranha plant from mario. basically, this is used when you hear news about something and you better hope this bitch ain't kidding.

also, these are usually combined with those time traveler memes on TikTok.

(this is not my original meme)

me: ughh fortnite sucks

time traveler: wait hold up 1 or 2?

me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.

by sana.sketches November 4, 2019