fer shure

a slang term meaning of course, most definitely or yes.

"fer shure maybe, fer shure not, fer shure ehh, fer shure bomb"
-fer shure, The medic droid

by iLiKEMUSIQQQQ January 24, 2009

Henry Shukert

The epitome of a perfect human specimen. It's as if God poked Joanna in the womb and created a God amongst men. Some will call this shang gri la of a man blasphemous, but they simply cannot handle the pure godliness that the Heavens have graced our Earth with.

*You ever heard of some guy named Jesus Christ, he's a total Henry Shukert wannabe.*

by Jim Thicky February 19, 2021

Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

by sklonko October 7, 2007

shure

a special kind of microphone

grab the sm57 will ya....?
" shure.."

by herbiewa March 27, 2004

Shurkey

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021

Shukrey

A woman that is not easily defined. Shukrey is NOT Somalian...I repeat she is NOT Somalian. She is DJIBOUTIAN! She speaks many different languages including french, english, somali, bullshit, gibberish etc etc and practices many different accents. She loves to be in love. Shukrey are fashionistas and shopaholics. They like to talk AND they are very easy to talk to. If you ever see a Shukrey, just HOLLA at her!
Shukreys motto: "Life in plastic, it's fantastic"

Boy 1- Hey who's that girl thats lookin fly but won't stop talkin?
Boy 2- Oh that, thats Shukrey my french sista!

Boy 1- FRENCH?!? i thot she was a pirate?
Boy 2- NAHH FOOL!

by queensintown November 5, 2011

shukesturbating

Simultaneously vomiting and excreting feces while gratifying ones self through the act of masturbation.

1. Gary was extremely dehydrated after shukesturbating violently.
2. Common side effects of shukesturbating often include extreme fatigue, loss of appetite, and bloodfarts.

by gary612 July 7, 2010