A Persian divinity, Shokraneh is soft natured but will cause havoc if required. An intense lover, Shokraneh has a poor ability to tolerate bs but remains highly loyal and true-hearted
"Wow, that Shokraneh can easily suplex a babyelephant without hurting herself or the elephant"
Shranesh is a very caring person,someone that is fun to be around! An odd,funny,athletic person. If you have a Shranesh as a friend be very great full because they won’t leave you for anyone “cooler” or whatever.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).