Shredder

A stupid purse and/or bag that looks like a cat, or has been destroyed by a cat

Can be found at H&M. Example: Shopping at H&M "do you like this bag?" "no it looks like a stupid cat-bag, like a shredder".

by JMAWCGY June 6, 2011

Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

shredder

A shredder is a type of girl who intentionally bites dicks and gets mad for being made fun of for it. A shredder is usually a slut bouncing through different boyfriends bi-weekly.

Fred: "Yeah, me and becky broke up because she found another guy."
Joe: "Its okay man, she was a shredder anyway."

by Yung t8er tot March 8, 2019

Shredder

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax

Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.

by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021

shredder

a gay man that is to scared to come out of the closet

ur such a shredder

by brafy November 23, 2021

Shredder

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.

Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.

by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022

Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009