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Shredder 

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette
My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.
Shredder by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

shredder 

A shredder is a type of girl who intentionally bites dicks and gets mad for being made fun of for it. A shredder is usually a slut bouncing through different boyfriends bi-weekly.
Fred: "Yeah, me and becky broke up because she found another guy."
Joe: "Its okay man, she was a shredder anyway."
shredder by Yung t8er tot March 8, 2019

Shredder 

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax
Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.
Shredder by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021

shredder 

ur such a shredder
shredder by brafy November 23, 2021

Shredder 

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.
Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.
Shredder by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022

Shredder Pecker 

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"
Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!
Shredder Pecker by matrixbadger February 16, 2009