Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.

"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.

"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"

by Shmurtis April 19, 2009

Shmee

A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.

lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"

by Was_Abi February 26, 2011

shmee

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.

person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!

by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007

shmee

Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.

Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.

by P-town homie September 26, 2006

shmee

a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.

"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"

by emily69 October 19, 2012