Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.
"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."
by Mike August 25, 2008
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a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.
"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"
by Slimslope May 11, 2006
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an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.
"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
by Shmurtis April 20, 2009
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Shmee

A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.
lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"
by Was_Abi February 06, 2011
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a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.
person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!
by shmeeemerrr September 28, 2007
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Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.
Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.
by P-town homie September 27, 2006
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Shmee

A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.
Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^
by Ubar Saroyan February 25, 2011
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