Shitfaced

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.

by K.M.A November 1, 2004

shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitfaced

1. Totally drunk; spifflicated
2. Nasty, as in angry

1. Maude was shitfaced most of the time.
2. Well, ya don't have to get shitfaced about it.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

shitface mcgee

someone who is constantly known to be shitfaced

dude?! that kid? he's the fucking shitface mcgee if i've ever seen one.

by morethanacunt August 8, 2008

getting shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and likely making a fool of yourself

Bill : "You see Steve? He's getting shitfaced tonight, just punched that waitress in the tits."

by Smd2003 November 2, 2013

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008