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shitball

A frozen piece of doody shaped (usually by hand)like a ball.

The are DEEELISH!!!
I got a tummy ache from staying up all night eating shitballs!
by shitball September 10, 2003
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shitballs

Shitballs is a word for an attention whoring idiot. It will constantly do its best to prove its gender on the internet, without actually providing proof. A shitballs is very likely to be found in chatrooms, linking her facebook pictures, and poorly attempting to troll users of actual worth.
"Shitballs laughed and posted her kawaii cat picture to the chatroom. Ah! My cleavage is showing! Don't hit on me, silly boys!"

"You want me to show you tits?! I can't do that, I must stay a perfectly pure virgin forever! ..... add my skype teehee!"

"Ugh, that bitch is totally shitballing. She should man up and post tits if that's the only use she has."
by Babbytube August 23, 2012
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Shitballs

small dangle-berry like artifices protruding from the hair follicles of the external anal sphincter
Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.
by max lin November 7, 2003
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Shitballs

What you call your mom's meatballs when she buys the cheap brand.
Gosh mom, those shitballs look like your shitballs.
by thesexyman123 July 17, 2011
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Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.
I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.
by Brent March 31, 2005
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Shitballs

A virus so serious that cannot be removed. (Even the FBI and M15 cannot identify what the offending letters stand for.) It will send you spam messages of porn, and popups of naked men, women, and children will frequently appear and invade your computer screen.
*clicks on a link*
OMFG, i just clicked on shitballs, FUCK!
by ren preston March 31, 2009
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Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
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