The term used to describe when you are so fucked up that you turn into a quadriplegic and possibly shit yourself.
"Browny was so fucked up he turned full shelby! Bloke even pissed on the end of the bed!"
"Bloke can you grab us another tin? Ive sent it full shelbz, dont think i can walk"
"Bloke can you grab us another tin? Ive sent it full shelbz, dont think i can walk"
by anonymous September 18, 2023
Get the full shelby mug.A religion which worships someone of the name 'Shelby'.
Shelbys are practically Goddesses and deserve to be worshiped as much as any other religion.
It's practically the same as Atheism, but you believe that Shelby is real.
Shelbys are practically Goddesses and deserve to be worshiped as much as any other religion.
It's practically the same as Atheism, but you believe that Shelby is real.
by Toast8535 July 24, 2011
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Get the Shebami mug.Shebah is the most beautiful girl u will ever meet. She is wise as much as she is beautiful. She may be a little shy and may not speak as much but once you get to know her ,you would never trade her for anythinh else in this world. Shebahs are royal in nature they show a sense of high standards of ethics and they are usually found to be very wise and understanding. If she is your girl friend then you are the most luckiest guy in the world. Looking into her eyes would just get you lost in your own world. Her smiles are out of this world beautiful. They are highly pretty and have a lot of brains too. Shebahs are very kind and gentle. They understand people and try to know their feelings. If you have a shebah in your life,hold on to her never let her go because she is the best thing that has ever happened to you.
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Get the shebah mug.A seemingly unique name, although a close relative to the name "laine". Really.... all thats added is a "she". Commonly pronounced as sha-lane. But usually pronounced completely wrong by substitute teachers. Others are often shocked when they realize this is the name of a white girl and often mock her with more thug-like remixes of Shelaine (such as: Shequan, She-nay-nay, She-fizzle, or Shebang{me all night long}).
The name does not assume an identity to its owner. After all, a name does not define someone. Some Shelaines are old, others merely kids, some are losers, others accomplished, some think they are accomplished but really aren't. Some are extremely unique and creative, others a social cliché. Whatever the persona, all Shelaines are guaranteed one thing: They will never ever be in the same classroom, school, office, town and possibly state as a another Shelaine. Unless they decide to have a Shelaine convention, and in that case they just destroyed any originality the name had left.
The name does not assume an identity to its owner. After all, a name does not define someone. Some Shelaines are old, others merely kids, some are losers, others accomplished, some think they are accomplished but really aren't. Some are extremely unique and creative, others a social cliché. Whatever the persona, all Shelaines are guaranteed one thing: They will never ever be in the same classroom, school, office, town and possibly state as a another Shelaine. Unless they decide to have a Shelaine convention, and in that case they just destroyed any originality the name had left.
Person1: Hey look, its Shelaine.
Person2: Lets sing to her provocatively.
Chorus: Shebang! Shebangs! Oh baby when she moves she moves!
Shelaine: Oh Lord..... it never ends.
Sub Teacher: She-lai-jhfdskhfds
Shelaine: Its Shelaine, Sha-lane.
Sub Teacher: Ahhh! Such a lovely and unique name!
ten seconds later........
Sub Teacher: Sha-lahfhskfhs
Shelaine: I give up. Yes thats exactly how you pronounce it, now just run along with it and by tomorrow I wont have to deal with your incompetent pronunciation of my name.
Person2: Lets sing to her provocatively.
Chorus: Shebang! Shebangs! Oh baby when she moves she moves!
Shelaine: Oh Lord..... it never ends.
Sub Teacher: She-lai-jhfdskhfds
Shelaine: Its Shelaine, Sha-lane.
Sub Teacher: Ahhh! Such a lovely and unique name!
ten seconds later........
Sub Teacher: Sha-lahfhskfhs
Shelaine: I give up. Yes thats exactly how you pronounce it, now just run along with it and by tomorrow I wont have to deal with your incompetent pronunciation of my name.
by SirJones January 11, 2010
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