Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

shagmelon

This is simple. Word is self explanatory. A fucking melon that is covered in shag. Used to describe a person with crazy shaped melon of a head with some crazy fucking hair.

He got dat shagmelon

by mc unAmit April 16, 2011

Shagmas

If you want to congratulate your British friends with Christmas - say Shagmas instead! It’s a commonly used term in UK that stands for Christmas. Your British friends will be definitely surprised that you know this.

- Hey! How was your Shagmas?
- Eh, it totally sucked. I wanted an IPhone as my shag, but instead I got a stuffed animal.

by Thesauruss January 18, 2022

shaggmeer

a dumbfuck who tries to act too cool but is not.. he goes for community service in the retirement homes jus to see 70yr old ladies naked and hump 80yr old men.... hes a fuckwit, fucknut, dumbfuck, fatfuck, asswipe....

DUMBO who sucks african elephant dick

by e-say March 24, 2003

Shagmobile

When a group of boys are in a Vauxhall corsa with black wheels and tinted windows usually the corsa is banged up and they shout at people typically young prrety women

"That car looks like a shagmobile doesn't it neve"

by Xfantasticx4x July 31, 2018

shagmas

a dude came up with it on omegle and pranked a dude.
the whole thing went viral on tiktok

dude i received some cool shags for shagmas

by beenswagsinceiwasakid December 26, 2021

Shagmate

Similar to friends with benefits. A Shagmate will have no issue in sleeping with their own friends. They do it simply when the moment presents itself without any thought of romantic attachment. Don't get drunk with a Shagmate.

Fellow Shagmates enjoy each other's company but very rarely admit to being a Shagmate.

Person 1:"Did you hear Susi and Kyle slept together last night?"

Person 2:"But Kyles a textbook Shagmate."

Person 1:"So's Susi apparently."

Person 2:"Goddam!"

by Vai Baggio August 16, 2016