sebasaur

the coolest looking dinosaur.

and as the amazing sebasaur passed, they were all in awe. and scared of being eaten.

by sofie May 17, 2004

Seagal-do

-noun

1. A philosophy that teaches the many ways of Steven Seagal.

2. A cock puncher.

3. A bad actor.

Q. What is the secret of Seagal-do?

A. The secret is not to act, but to be.

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Seagally

When you're washed up and get a fat belly like modern Steven Seagal.

Kenny Powers got so Seagally after the Majors.

by @100lbsofdope March 29, 2019

Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011

steven seagal

One of the coolest actors ever. A ninja and not afraid to show it.

Me> damn, steven seagal is the fucking man

Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-

Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-

Me> thanks, steven

Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-

by GOERNR January 17, 2006

Point Sebago

A resort in Maine that is the greatest place existing on the face of the Earth. Known for making new friends, and alot of hooking up. Also famous for the best fried chicken and Ice Cream in the known universe. If you don't go there, then your jealous of those who do.

Point Sebago is the friggin greatest place on earth!
I hooked up with this hot chick at Pt. Sebago, man do I love Pt. Sebago!!!

by Dick is May 13, 2005

lesbian seagal

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.

X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."

by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010